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    April 21

    转贴:让李永都笑趴下的

    一对夫妻,猜食品名称,老婆比划老公猜。大屏幕上跳出"馒头"一词
    老婆描述:圆圆的,白白的,能吃的
    老公:……
    老婆继续描述:就是白白的,软软的,你昨晚上还吃来着!
    老公看来是急坏了,脱口而出:“mimi!”
    李咏都笑趴下了……

    大屏幕上跳出"醋"一字
    老公:女人最喜欢吃男人的什么呀?
    老婆(兴高采烈地):豆腐!!

    女的比划,男的猜,题板是宋庆龄。
    女的说:是个女的,很漂亮,国母,她的姓是唐朝后面的那个朝代
    男的脱口而出:s**
    全场哗然!!!!
    李咏曰:玩笑开大了

    猜词环节,比画的说:三国演义中关羽骑的是什么马?猜的人不知道,比画的又提示:再想想,这马吕布也骑过。
    猜的人大喊:是貂禅。
    比画的大怒:你傻啊,我说的是白天骑的!
    老李当时笑翻在地!!!!
    5,猜词秀环节
    一对夫妻,猜历史文物,老婆比划老公猜。大屏幕上跳出"金刚经"一词
    老婆描述:古来就有的, 很有名的
    老公:…………
    老婆继续描述:就是那个尼姑每个月都要念的
    老公看来是明白了,脱口而出:"月经"
    李咏说:"我的妈呀!导播剪了吧"


    6,还是那对夫妻,猜物品名称,老婆比划老公猜。大屏幕上跳出“v3手机“一词”。
    老婆描述:有一款是粉红色的,今年最流行的,你给我买过的
    老公:…………
    老婆继续描述:那个美女萨拉波娃也用过的,也是我最喜欢的,四个字的老公豁出去了,又脱口而出:“情趣内衣”
    倒霉的李咏又笑趴下了……



    一对夫妻, 猜颜色,老公比划老婆猜。
    大屏幕上跳出“白色”一词
    老公不断比划,老婆还是不知道……
    老公急了,于是……
    老公描述: 李咏的内衣!
    老婆:白色!


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    佳楠 李wrote:
    这就是夫妻间的绝对默契!
    Apr. 21

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